Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls.

Nora Roberts
Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might...
Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might...
Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might...
Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might...
About This Quote

This quote is sure to make your day. It’s so true and so funny. A person is most likely to mean well and just forget that they said something that could be hurtful, but then again, some people just don’t think before they speak. When you hear this quote, you know that your friends will always shoot straight with you and not hurt you in any way.

Source: Morrigans Cross

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